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I've been out on a boring business trip again! To add some excitement, I attended the hotel lounge dressed in my best Fuck Me NOW dress and heels. Somehow the hunky accountant (?? I know, right?) I chose decided he would rather be a lion tamer and left to get dinner with his math buddies. How frustrating! Some nights are better spent alone, I guess! Why don't you join me as I rub out my frustrations in my big, lonely bed?